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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 11:22

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

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No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What makes cars from companies like Dacia or BYD appealing compared to Tesla, especially in Europe?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What’s one positive trait you’ve gained because of BPD?

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

South Africa Is Rising Up Out of The Ocean, Scientists Reveal - ScienceAlert

Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

A New Law of Nature Attempts to Explain the Complexity of the Universe - WIRED

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Everyone loved it.

Have you ever had sex with sisters?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I have the power to talk to aliens through using telepathy. Why do people think I'm crazy?

They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

Is it legal for an employer to ask why you are taking time off from work?

share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Law & Order: Organized Crime Recap: After a Death in the Family, Will Stabler Turn to the Dark Side? - TVLine

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

Can you share any "backstage pass" experiences you have had at concerts?

Then came..

Next, they tried...

So they tried

This Everyday Interest Could Reduce Your Risk of Alzheimer’s - SciTechDaily

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Big Bang May Not Be The Beginning of Everything, New Theory Suggests - ScienceAlert