What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 11:22
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What makes cars from companies like Dacia or BYD appealing compared to Tesla, especially in Europe?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What’s one positive trait you’ve gained because of BPD?
Minds and Behinds
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
South Africa Is Rising Up Out of The Ocean, Scientists Reveal - ScienceAlert
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
A New Law of Nature Attempts to Explain the Complexity of the Universe - WIRED
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Have you ever had sex with sisters?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I have the power to talk to aliens through using telepathy. Why do people think I'm crazy?
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Is it legal for an employer to ask why you are taking time off from work?
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
Can you share any "backstage pass" experiences you have had at concerts?
Then came..
Next, they tried...
So they tried
This Everyday Interest Could Reduce Your Risk of Alzheimer’s - SciTechDaily
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Big Bang May Not Be The Beginning of Everything, New Theory Suggests - ScienceAlert